Pleasant undulations. Pleasant undulations between my legs. Crisp air and greenery overhead, high-fiving its arboreal friends from the other side of the crimson dust road. I didn’t expect it to be pleasant. I had seen it on TV,…
Tip #28: So Help Me God, I Will Roar
God really broke the mold when he made humans, according to the Abrahamic faiths. It goes a little something like this: Let Us make man in Our image, after Our likeness, and let them have dominion overrrr…damn, I can barely…