Pleasant undulations. Pleasant undulations between my legs. Crisp air and greenery overhead, high-fiving its arboreal friends from the other side of the crimson dust road. I didn’t expect it to be pleasant. I had seen it on TV,…
Tip #6: Most People Don’t Want to Harvest Your Kidneys
Nothing compares to those thankfully sparse moments in life when you are utterly screwed. I’m not talking about the anxiety that burns all over like shingles when you see a Highway Patrolman with a speed gun and you’ve had a…